I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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