Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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