Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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