Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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