R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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