are you so shy because you have an std?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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