After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
How does one acquire holy water?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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