She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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