i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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