My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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