I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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