My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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