Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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