i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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