not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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