Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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