No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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