Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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