Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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