Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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