I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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