I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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