So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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