Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We need a shit load of segways right now
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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