Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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