A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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