Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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