So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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