Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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