Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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