I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I looked at my own cervix.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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