In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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