you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I need to align my fucking chakras
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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