Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Everyone says I win the strip club
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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