we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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