how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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