You work out of a Hotel?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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