I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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