I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad