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• (818): View more from California

  Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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  this can't be going anywhere good

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  nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  #1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.

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  Just one?

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  Yup. One sock.

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