In the future we'll all be gay
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.