And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.