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(202): View more from Washington, DC

And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."

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(812): View more from Indiana

About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach

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(207): View more from Maine

I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.

(410): View more from Maryland

Sounds like a normal friday night

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(206): View more from Washington

after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.

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