Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."