i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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