He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
they're like a gay fantastic four
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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