Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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