But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
my liver is dry heaving
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
