i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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