Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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