Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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