dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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