Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't want my vagina anymore.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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