Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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