Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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