You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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