I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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