Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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