she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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