she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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