what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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