wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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