Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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