yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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