He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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