I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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