somebody snuck up and got me drunk
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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